1.  "We just found out that we're the country of South Korea."  -- Nicole Guzik  (two days before the conference)

2.  "[We should be] working cooperatively with other NGOs and non-NGOs."  (A non-NGO?  A non-nongovernmental organization??) -- resolution A/2, Ad Hoc Asia

3.  "We would like to agree with the agreement."  -- Singapore, Ad Hoc Asia

4.  "The rainforest has destroyed 50% of our farmland."  -- North Korea, Ad Hoc Asia

5.  "If I were kicking that door, I would have kicked it higher!"  -- Jonathan Kuai (while trying to act innocent after kicking in a door at the Hotel Durant)

6.  "Yeah, that sounds like something I would do."  -- Jonathan Kuai (also while trying to act innocent after kicking in a door at the Hotel Durant)

7.  "In respect to donations for North Korea, Myanmar is donating ten tons of crack cocaine."  -- Myanmar, Ad Hoc Asia

8.  "I'm not sure about your [the committee's] familiarity with the field of economic theory, but [Alex] Mihai has been a main candidate for the Nobel Prize in economics for each of the past five years, so obviously this push-down/pop-up theory holds some validity."  -- Eric Lai, Ad Hoc Asia

9.  "You people are making Singapore very angry!"  -- Singapore, Ad Hoc Asia

10.  "The land mass of the Spratley Islands is 3.1 miles."  -- Russia, Ad Hoc Asia

11.  "Landmines don't kill people.  I kill people!"  -- Ben Neill, Disarmament and International Security Committee

12.  "The Republic of Korea has declared war on the United States, Russia, and China."  -- the entire text of a comment made in Ad Hoc Asia