Crossfire

Aditya Bansod: "You can find love on the Internet."
Peter Goff: "Why, does [Sarah] Egley have a homepage?"

arbitrary Key Club member: "Where is this event going to be?"
Nicole Guzik: "It's going to be at the Huntington Beach parking lot." (oh, there!)

Mr. McCormack, to Aditya Bansod: "I need [you to buy] a small bag of beef jerky."
Aditya: "No, I'm a vegetarian."
McCormack: "You can buy it."
Aditya: "NO!"

Mr. Ingham: "What does kcal stand for?" (in reference to kilocalories)
AP Bio class: "Channel 9."

Mr. Victorson, while discussing the high percentage of Irish with the "yellow" (jovial) personality type: "I guess it's that Irish fun."
Matt Stebbins: "I'm like the IRA Irish."

Meghan Dempsey: "When you're done passing these [lollipops] out, could you return the extras to ASB?"
Mr. Ingham, sarcastically: "I'm all over it."