This may be a life-size picture.  Whether it really is one depends on the size of your monitor.

 

1.  "Centripetal acceleration is like bread!!"

2.  "Get out of here! I mean it!"

3.  "Step into my office."

4.  "PUT YOUR PENCILS DOWN in two minutes."

5.  "I say to myself, 'Self...'"

6.  "I didn't ask you for the answer, I asked you if you had one!!"

7.  "If I wanted cr@p out of you, I would have squeezed it out of your head!" (this quote is sometimes attributed to Mr. McCormack)

8.  "Even though I am CPR-certified, I don't want to give it to you."

9.  "She [Mrs. Pfaff] probably speaks Chinese as well as I speak Italian."

10.  "No, this is not a democracy.  This is a benevolent dictatorship!"

11.  "How mental could I be? <pause> Don't answer that!"

12.  "There's no such thing as a dumb question. <listens to student's question> That's the dumbest question I've ever heard!"

13.  "I thought I've told you 100,000 times not to exaggerate."

14.  "I trust you as far as I can throw you."

15.  "If you're going to fall asleep, then show some respect and fall asleep upright!" (to a student who had been sleeping with his head on his desk)

16.  "Do you have 35 cents? .... Well, then call someone who cares!" (after someone complained about IB)

17.  "I absolutely, positively guarantee that there is a very good chance that there will be a question on..." (during a test review session)

18. "And fin-ally... that's French for finally."

19. "Chicken Lickin', we stopped lickin' chickens an hour ago..."

20. "Hooray, hooray, f=ma."

CAL692660@aol.com submitted Quote 19.

Jenny Boyer submitted Quote 20.