Special Political and Decolonization
1.  "There needs to be more violence to stop the violence."  -- Somalia
2.  "We smoka da peace-pipe in Dacaar."  -- Peter Goff
3.  "We don't get it and we hope the rest of the committee doesn't either."
4.  "Use forceful methods in a peacekeeping way..."
5.  "Does your country make butter cookies?"  -- Germany, to Denmark
6.  "We'll have no more ballyhoo or tomfoolery."  -- chair
7.  "Point of personal privilege -- I'm hot."  -- delegate
8.  "I'll send Janina over."  -- chair
9.  "Would delegates not send pornographic notes to Slovenia.  Please send them to the chair."  -- chair
10.  "I think we're forgetting the push-down pop-up theory."  -- Gambia
11.  "If we kill the Afghans and more innocent people, they'll come back and be productive members of society."  -- Somalia

Social, Humanitarian, and Cultural
Moderator Eric Werker used the weekend to demonstrate his mastery of the English language:
"the satisfactory delegate"
"the untarnished chair"
"the benevolent delegate"
"the chair is gracious for your extravagant yield"
"the omnipotent delegate"
"the levelheaded delegate"
"the benign delegate"
"the smelly chair"
"the attention-grabbing delegate"
"the sportsmanlike delegate"
"the philosophic delegate"