1.  "Your wallet is in my locker!"

2.  "I'm doing my lunch!"

3.  "I put your ID card on the floor."

4.  "If not her, then I won't marry anyone."

5.  "Urine has a lot of nutritional value.  Really!"

6.  "You know how to make lemonade?!?!" (with a look of complete surprise on his face)

7.  "How do you drive a car?" (shortly after getting his permit)

8.  "I'll stick the pencil to your head!"

9.  "Can I have your pants?"

10.  "Is that a flag?" (referring to a towel)

11.  "It's dead!  It's dead!" (while pointing at a stuffed animal)

12.  "I'm cleaning out the earwax." (while sticking a pencil in his ear)