Ingham hurt his neck while eating.


McCormack

1.  "Many of you have seen this demo before, but you saw Mr. Kurrle do it, and he's a complete idiot."

2.  "Ah, you're a loser." (to Ingham)

3.  "You bunch of commie pinkoes!"

4.  "Human nature is to screw your buddy over."

5.  "Shut up and be polite, you jerks!"

6.  "Do you really think he's going to collect a pay check this month?" (regarding Ingham)

7.  "Oh gosh, you guys ever get a nasal hair that just keeps poking you?"

8.  "I tell you, that's another LSD flashback."

9.  "We'll slap the snot out of them."

10.  "Mr. Ingham is too stupid to answer the question, so he writes it out for himself." (regarding the random questions which are interspersed throughout the AP Biology lecture notes)

11.  "There's a few reasons why we grade these in class.. the first is that I'm lazy."

12.  "The other day we had one of these congressmen, one of those right-wing Fascist pigs, y'know."

13.  "Oh, I just spit on you, sorry." (to a student in the first row)

14.  "If you're interested in Yale, it's a slum." (while reading announcements)

15.  "Your parents don't really love you, I hope you know that!"

16.  "Don't mess with me!"

17.  "If both [lab] partners don't have the data, I'll kill you!"

18.  "Mr. Ingham, you there? <Ingham is nowhere to be seen>  No, he's never here.. I guess it's better that way.  You guys may actually learn something."

19.  "Summarize!  Don't write it in Canadian English!"

20.  "DNA is forever."

21.  "Mr. Kurrle doesn't even know how to spell 'computer'." (during a discussion on computers)

22.  "It [DNA] is one big mutha."

23.  "My husband's Jewish."

24.  "Are you a mental midget?"

25.  "Men are defective women caused by mutant sperm."

 



Ingham

1.  "You die.  I like that."

2.  "Can you water down your booze?"

3. "Sure it's a problem with the computer, it's what we call an ID10T error."

4. "So, let's pretend I'm having intercourse with....<pretends to look around>...Margo Humphries."

 

Scott Medling submitted Quote 23.

SoccerStarER@aol.com submitted Quote 24 and InghamQuote 3.

Purwa Bansod submitted Quote 25.

Camille Phillipe submitted InghamQuote 4.