non sequitur - [Latin, it does not follow]  1. Logic  a conclusion or inference which does not follow from the premises    2. a remark having no bearing on what has just been said


 

"Y'know there's giant squids up in Maine?"
— Scott Davis
(during a discussion of fiber optics in AP Physics)

"Did you know that coffee is a diuretic?"
— Emmanuil Smorodinsky
(during a lecture on the preterite tense in Spanish III)

"I am not a man, sorry."
— Aditya Bansod
(during a conversation about Mr. Garcia's class)

"You can drug me."
—Nicole Guzik
(during a conversation about future MUN conferences)

"Look, gravy makes this table shinier."
— Arthur Lee
(during a meal at Boston Market)

"Chris Jue-Steuck."
— Stephanie Hung
(while people are making fun of Aditya Bansod.  this is the undisputed champion of non sequitur quotes)