Pfaffism - The Wisdom of a Teacher

1. "Chunk and grind!"

2. "Hey, no violence!"

3. "Chunk, chunk"

4. "P is for my silent personality, F-A-F-F means I give 3 F's for every A."

5. "It's because I'm a shy Asian."

6. "Jessica, you're Asian?!?!?"

7. "Asians are not a minority!"

8. "That's gar-bage!"

9. "That's not high quality trash, throw it out!"

10. "Don't have a moo!"

11. "Let's get our life organized."

12. "Put that puppy away!"

13. "Remove your head gear, Davis!"

14. "There's more than one way to skin a cat."

15. "The air bubble didn't reach back there."

16. "It's your choice of poison."

17. "You don't always get what you want - this isn't MacDonald's!"

18. "Next year, you'll line up some more ducks!"

19. "What's that got to do with the price of rice in China?" (1997-98 marked the change of 'China' to 'Russia' in this quote; Mrs. Pfaff's justification for this maneuver has yet to be determined)

20. "There's no such animal."

21. "I've never taken any of the tests. I don't know anything."

22.  "You have to line up all of your ducks in a row." (regarding an incorrectly worked math problem)

23.  "This isn't rock-science, people."
 

Credits:

Jenn Wheeler noted the change in Quote 19.

Purwa Bansod submitted Quote 23.