UCLAMUN98

1.  "Go solve the world's problems!"  -- John Lithgow

2.  "An oil spill occurred in the Atlantic Ocean and traces of oil are simultaneously building up on the shores of Europe and Asia."  -- Economic Commission for Europe chair (point of personal inquiry... did the oil go all the way around the Cape of Good Hope or what?)

3.  "Getting home is more important than your friends."  -- Aditya Bansod (while responding to the bus crisis)

4.  "I'll make the next months, days, and years in MUN a living HELL."  -- Aditya Bansod

5.  "There will never be a shortage of natural gas... all we need to do is line up a couple of cows and stick tubes up their butts."  -- delegate from Ocean View HS (United Kingdom) in Economic Commission for Europe

6.  "Has someone lost their placard already?"  -- the director of the Third Committee at UCLAMUN98, while looking for a nonexistent Cuba delegation

7.  "Mark, Belgium [Nicole Guzik] wants your phone number!!"  -- Peter Goff to Third Committee assistant moderator Mark Beck-Heyman on the final day of the conference

The Third Committee Spelling Bee:

Cezch

Cezck

Morroco

Uraguay

Credits:
Quotes 2-5 were submitted by Jennifer Steiger