Welcome to LHHSquotes!  I am ineffably proud to be able to bring you the retro (circa 1997-98) version of this website.  Continually updated with the new material you provide, LHHSquotes — originally created by myself and Dave Denniston — has become more popular among Hawk alums than I ever would have anticipated in 1997.  If you are a current or former LH student, please contribute by sending in new quotes.  Thank you for helping make LHHSquotes a success!

Disclaimer and other legal junk:  Any quotes deemed inappropriate by LHHSquotes will not be posted.  Once submitted, all quotes become the property of LHHSquotes, and we reserve the right to tamper with or modify your quotes in whatever manner we feel is necessary.  Anyone who dares to sue us will be brought before a small firing squad and executed before the lawsuit can be filed.  All rights reserved.  And stuff.