Kimball Awards
Title Name
Most Wanted Guy Claudio Storelli
Most Wanted Girl Naomi Chin
Most Wanted Guy (first runner up) Sanders Chong
Most Wanted Girl (first runner up) Ursula Chen
Most Wanted Staff Member (guy) Walter Shen
Most Wanted Staff Member (girl) Sabrina Chang
Drama Queen (guy) Eric Wong
Drama Queen (girl) Holly Thorsen
Dancing Machine (guy) An-swol Hu
Dancing Machine (girl) Campbell Miller
Miss Hoochie Mama Stephanie Chiang
Don Juan Edgar Garcia
Mr. Popularity Justin Svec
Miss Popularity Holly Thorsen
Most loquacious (girl) Tiffany Humbert-Rico
Most loquacious (guy) Ben Grol
Techiest Jon McAlister
Fuzziest Laura Bennett
Friendliest Tina Chen
Best Smile Stephanie Sam
Sketchiest Resident Ben Grol
Sketchiest Staff Member (guy) Josh Zide
Sketchiest Staff Member (girl) Sabrina Chang
Sketchiest Future Staff Member Justin Hwang
Cutest couple (including a staff member) Domi and Mark
Cutest couple (not including a staff member) Mark and Tiffany
Cutest two people who should be a couple but who are not Edgar and Marisol
Best roommates (girls) Sherrica
Best roommates (guys) Tie between the third floor guys' quads
Most likely to trip and fall while walking down the aisle at her own wedding Domi Le
Most likely to appear on the cover of Time Justin Tansuwan
Most likely to appear on Jerry Springer: Josh Zide
Most likely to win the lottery: Matt Person
Most likely to get drunk at staff dinner: Eric Cherng
Most likely to rule the world: Ross Hensley
Most likely to become dictator of a small country: Claudio Storelli
Most likely to be caught doing inappropriate things with a squirrel: Claudio Storelli
Most likely to be kidnapped by ducks: Tina Chen
Most likely to cross dress in a frightening way: Rene Patnode
Most likely to find true love in a monastery: Dave Shilane
Most likely to be mistaken for a member of a boy band: Mike Sego
Most likely to stalk a boy band member: Marisa Pavlik
Most likely to be up at 5 A.M. (night owl): Hoop Somuah
Most likely to wake up at 5 A.M. (early bird) Virge Solomon
Most likely to become a Stanford professor Peter Lai
Zack Morris Jonathan Olsen
Kelly Kapowski Stephanie Sam
Jessie Spano Sarah Price
A.C. Slater Chris Eldrige
Lisa Turtle Martina Taylor
Samuel "Screech" Powers Josh Zide
Went to the most hall dinners Naomi and Sarita
Most likely to have attended every hall and house meeting this year Justin Svec
Best priority event attendance Justin Svec
Most likely to become a Kimball RF Walter Shen
Most likely to come into your room and impersonate you electronically Eric Cherng
Most likely to be seen sitting on a bean bag watching TV Tony Gonzalez
Most Likely to be elected to the U.S. Senate from Oregon Brian Collins
Best Pooky-bear Christian Cardenas
Least CSy CS major Darren Lewis
Biggest Eater Eric Lai
Most Neurotic/Future Sketchiest Staff Member/Best Hot Deal Finder Justin Hwang
Best Computer Game Kimball RPG
Most likely to talk to stuffed animals Tina Chen
Best Pearl Milk Tea Connoisseur Pat Chen
Best dressed Trevor Kokal
Most likely to have been separated at birth DeMara and Lacey
Most anonymous resident Hoop Somuah
   
   
   
Best Kimball dorm event THE KIMBALL GAME!
Funniest thing that happened in Kimball this year Tansuwan attempting to fly out the second story window
Craziest event all the random staff/resident hookups
Most embarrassing incident The Kimball IM softball team
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